Donna, Susan and I go to the Doctoberfest every year...without fail. We have chosen our selections for this year. Susan is chugging on FLYING DOG...because she stays high most of the time. Donna is claiming RAGING BITCH...for obvious reasons and I will be sippin' on VICTORY.
They try to double team me every year......"I know you two are inseparable, so close that you cast the same shadow......but Victory will be Sheila's again!!!"
Sweet, sweet Victory.
Don't be late again and use your usual excuse
of heavy traffic..........there are not that many cars in Cataula.
Sheila you only out drank me once. You were the one who said the steak wasn't done enough, I didn't know you were to messed up to cook.
I told you not to drink the wine. Even wine drinkers spit it out at tastings. Stick to the beer this time. Susan and I cast the same shadow because we were carrying you.
Well....the word Lucky or not Lucky would tend to acknowledge some type of importance, or at least recognition. Donna is truly neither of those to me. How shall I explain this to you so that it is simple enough for you to understand.
Just how insignificant is she?
Like sticking your finger in a tub of water and looking for the hole.
I am SO EXCITED............I might just buy J Henry's. I know I am about to have so much money.
BECAUSE:
I just received a big fat envelope from Publisher's Clearing House and it "sez" right on the outside of the big fat envelope that Sheila Tolley won.
I must hurry. I need to get me a dress ordered like Miss Scarlet wore in GWTW, 'cause I will be so rich, it will be raining money on me. I just know that van with balloons will be driving up at any minute.
I am going to sneak just one piece of literature out just to be sure. Here goes...drum roll, please...
YES.....I am the new owner of a set of Santoku Japanese knives. (Well, for only 4 payments of $2.99 each)
I must go hide this envelope. I may just kick my husband OUT! I am going to J. Henry's, get drunk and be somebody.
That man at the top is right cute after a few, well a lot, of drinks. He has nice bone structure, all his teeth........if he would just get that Michael Jackson nose fixed, he could be a keeper.
They try to double team me every year......"I know you two are inseparable, so close that you cast the same shadow......but Victory will be Sheila's again!!!"
Sweet, sweet Victory.
Don't be late again and use your usual excuse
of heavy traffic..........there are not that many cars in Cataula.
I paid a lot for my steak last year and Donna berndt it.
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I told you not to drink the wine. Even wine drinkers spit it out at tastings. Stick to the beer this time. Susan and I cast the same shadow because we were carrying you.
Just how insignificant is she?
Like sticking your finger in a tub of water and looking for the hole.
The wine was actually pretty tasty.
You will sneak me in a gallon in a brown paper bag, won't you?
BECAUSE:
I just received a big fat envelope from Publisher's Clearing House and it "sez" right on the outside of the big fat envelope that Sheila Tolley won.
I must hurry. I need to get me a dress ordered like Miss Scarlet wore in GWTW, 'cause I will be so rich, it will be raining money on me. I just know that van with balloons will be driving up at any minute.
I am going to sneak just one piece of literature out just to be sure. Here goes...drum roll, please...
YES.....I am the new owner of a set of Santoku Japanese knives. (Well, for only 4 payments of $2.99 each)
I must go hide this envelope. I may just kick my husband OUT! I am going to J. Henry's, get drunk and be somebody.
Keep an eye on Channel 5.
Sometimes names are just not appropriately assigned.
Right, Anonymous?
But old Lucky always came home when it was time to eat. Whether it was her plate or not.
And never left a crumb when she was finished.
Hummmmmmmm........
Not too good!