School Bus Safety PJR 8/27/2014
Very informative article on Pike County school bus drivers and safety for the students.
Mr. Simpson and Ms. Rader could add to the required meetings a program of professional courteousness and respect for the general public. A few drivers operate with a bad attitude and pure adrenaline.
Billy Bob and Bubba
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.
"Bubba says to his pal: "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin ''cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"
Well, yeah," says a surprised Bubba.."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners."
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