By Dr. Spencer Price
If you have enough free time to spend days or even weeks wearing the same smelly clothes, sleeping on the streets, and relieving yourself in public while protesting how unfair the world is (but only, of course, if you’re not schizophrenic).
Dr. Spencer Price
You may be a liberal if...
If you think life doesn’t begin at conception.
If you think “The View” isn’t stacked to the left.
If you think Barbara Streisand or Matt Damon ever actually knew what they were talking about when it came to politics.
If you think America is better off today than it was three years ago.
If reading Vogue or Cosmopolitan “fills” you more than a good lunch.
If you are a hypocritical carnivore.
If you didn’t know that it is easier to imitate than to create.
If you didn’t know that the weak fear the strong, but the strong fear the intelligent.
If you didn’t know that being a “victim” is an industry.
If it never occurred to you that tax cuts benefit the rich more because the rich pay more taxes.
If you didn’t know that the average “poor” family in America has at least one car, two TVs with cable or satellite, a house with at least three bedrooms and two bathrooms, a cell phone for every family member above age 10, and at least one TV with a video game device attached.
If you think the Constitution of the United States mandates a separation of church and state.
If you didn’t know that Hollywood, in general, pokes fun at (and is actually out to undermine) Christianity, traditional family values, and the military.
If you aren’t afraid to make fun of a Christian but you are afraid to make fun of a fundamentalist Islamist (of course, if this is true of you, then you would also be known as a coward).
If you think that cultural relativism excuses ritual brutality toward women including genital mutilation, honor killing, and execution for infidelity.
If you think that Warren Buffet is actually going to pay more in income taxes than he actually has to regardless of what he says on television.
If you didn’t know that real choice for women isn’t whether or not to have an abortion but, rather, whether or not to get pregnant in the first place.
If you think it is society’s responsibility to pay for children born to those who choose not to pay for the children themselves.
If you think society shouldn’t stand up and demand that these parents provide for these children.
If you didn’t know that it is the providing for a child that makes you a man, not the fathering of one.
If you think “The View” isn’t stacked to the left.
If you think Barbara Streisand or Matt Damon ever actually knew what they were talking about when it came to politics.
If you think America is better off today than it was three years ago.
If reading Vogue or Cosmopolitan “fills” you more than a good lunch.
If you are a hypocritical carnivore.
If you didn’t know that it is easier to imitate than to create.
If you didn’t know that the weak fear the strong, but the strong fear the intelligent.
If you didn’t know that being a “victim” is an industry.
If it never occurred to you that tax cuts benefit the rich more because the rich pay more taxes.
If you didn’t know that the average “poor” family in America has at least one car, two TVs with cable or satellite, a house with at least three bedrooms and two bathrooms, a cell phone for every family member above age 10, and at least one TV with a video game device attached.
If you think the Constitution of the United States mandates a separation of church and state.
If you didn’t know that Hollywood, in general, pokes fun at (and is actually out to undermine) Christianity, traditional family values, and the military.
If you aren’t afraid to make fun of a Christian but you are afraid to make fun of a fundamentalist Islamist (of course, if this is true of you, then you would also be known as a coward).
If you think that cultural relativism excuses ritual brutality toward women including genital mutilation, honor killing, and execution for infidelity.
If you think that Warren Buffet is actually going to pay more in income taxes than he actually has to regardless of what he says on television.
If you didn’t know that real choice for women isn’t whether or not to have an abortion but, rather, whether or not to get pregnant in the first place.
If you think it is society’s responsibility to pay for children born to those who choose not to pay for the children themselves.
If you think society shouldn’t stand up and demand that these parents provide for these children.
If you didn’t know that it is the providing for a child that makes you a man, not the fathering of one.
Now help me tie that back to my faith - which was the premise of my post.
I love you! Be careful, the best I can figure....A-no-no thinks they slipped on a cloud and fell from Heaven. He/She/HeShe/It knows absolutely everything about absolutely everything.
(But...keep this on the down low, you would be smarter in an Ambien trance than heshehesheit can ever imagine.)
In this corner we have fat bass tard and in this corner we have Really Big Idiot!
Christians are generally conservatives so that kills the "Christians are liberal" side of the argument.
Christians give more to charity than any other group so that ruins the "We need liberals because Christians are selfish" angle.
as far as i can tell, the only reason we need liberals is so that we have hypocrites that believe in freedom of speech unless you are a conservative, higher taxes unless you mean their taxes (by the way warren you can voluntarily give as much as you want), and a free ride unless of course you work for a living then they want you to pay all of your hard earned money to support them.
a lot to extrapolate from your statement but you didn't give me much to go on even after i requested clarification.
and you prove me right every time you post.
"Once again, wrong on both counts!"
-Really Big Idiot-
Name calling is not Christian. Judgement is not Christian. Spreading rumors to get a reaction is not Christian. Turning your back on your neighbor because he thinks differently than you is not Christian. Christ would have done none of that.
I am not better than you nor you than me. It's time for all of this to stop. I have never seen such hatred as in this paper. If you claim to be a follower of Christ, live like He asked us to. You can voice your opinions without calling people stupid and you can certainly benefit from actually trying to understand the other side.
i know, i'm supposed to turn the other cheek.