Between Monday, Aug. 15, and Monday, Aug. 22, the sheriff’s office made the following arrests:
Justin Keith Bozeman, DUI and failure to maintain lane;
Julius Cherry, possession of less than an ounce of marijuana and seatbelt violation;
Carey Tarell Darden, trafficking marijuana;
Raven Symone Davis, unsafe tire, failure to stop at stop sign, violation of limited permit, leaving the scene of accident, failure to report an accident and driving too fast for conditions;
Jarvis Santell Fallings, altered license plate, driving with suspended or revoked license and no brake lights;
Mary Selina Gates, probation violation;
Debbie Jane Jones, third degree cruelty to children and aggravated assault;
Jimmy Leroy Kendrick II, contempt of court;
Billy Joshua Lee Smith, DUI, failure to maintain lane, improper lane use, violation of central turn lane and violation of limited permit.
Eddie Bernard Smith, child support.
And especially all you jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers, getting your lovin' on the run......LISTEN Up, I said.
You will notice that after Mr. Darden was caught with the Economy Size package of Munchie Maker, that "less than an ounce" became unimportant for the week.
You all send him a thank you letter. Without his GRACIOUS contribution to the weekly Pike Pot Pile, you could all be listed here with your meager "less than" pack of Happy Tokes.
Don't forget that letter, and remember what Smokey the bear said "only you can pot forest fires!"
It takes so many of those box tops from the "Less Than an ounce" bags, most people are just paying full price for their Chong Bong.
Til next Week.....Happy Con Trails to you....
Doctor Hook for President!