BROCCO-LI, ARTI-CHOKE, RHU-BARB and BARBE-QUE told me it's BEAN said that some vendors at the Zebulon vegetable market intentionally LETTUCE hear them complain about their low CELERY, high TEXAS and going home at night BEET because they don't make much CABBAGE. I never SAUSAGE a bunch of WEINERS.
They don't SQUASH their words for any crowd. One classic TOMATO remarked how much her CORN throbbed..... I would not EGG you on...... PEAS believe me!
This is no BALONEY and I'm no MELON head! I'm telling the truth, honest I YAM!
No pile of HORSERADISH here..just free sPEACH for you...big GRAIN on my face :~)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ mo' gossip from the 'Fahmers Mahket' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BROCCO-LI spilled the BEANS that BARBE-QUE, ARTI-CHOKE and RHU-BARB knew a few vendors at the Market who complained about their CELERY being too low, and the sales TEXAS too high. One complained about being BEET tired and not bringing in much CABBAGE on the sale DATES. I sympathize with their plight, so LETTUCE try to crack this NUT. I buy a lot of FRUITs and FLOWERS, but, I never SAUSAGE a bunch of WEINERS! They don't SQUASH their words for anyone.
One classic TOMATO remarked how much her CORN hurt. It's like a big CAKE walk!
I would not EGG you on! PEAS believe me! No BALONEY here! MELON heads!
It's no pile of HORSERADISH! I'm exercising some free sPEACH for you!
That's not APPLE or PECAN PIE on my face, that's a big GRAIN! :~)
This is not a bunch of VEGETABLE SOUP, I'm writing the truth, honest I YAM!
SueMe, my HONEY and sweet POTATO, if you don't plan on sending a couple more revised versions, how about gathering up some of those items and fix this ol' geezer some supper? I'm 'hongry' and it's been at least 2 hours since I have eaten!
Call N. Alcars
'will be stopping by the Winter market to haggle with the weiners'
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