Sign of the apocalypse? A Muslim TSA agent searches a Catholic nun.
Flying this week? Prepare for abuse!
As we approach one of the heaviest travel periods of the year, many are threatening to boycott Transporation Security Administration searches at American airports.
There are thousands of reports the searches are invasive and many feel Muslims should be profiled and searched more extensively.
What do you think?
And, if you are flying/have flown this Thanksgiving season, post your experiences.
What do you think?
And, if you are flying/have flown this Thanksgiving season, post your experiences.
we can't do anything that would actually help prevent terrorism.
but we can hire a muslim to prevent muslims from blowing up a plane.
i'm pretty sure it's because we don't keep saturday as the sabbath though.
By the way, does anyone in blogland know if the fraudulent couple in Pike, who tried to collect is still incauserated?
Well, I'm apprehensive to say it, but, I think Holiday stress has set in on this limb of the branch in the Georgia Alcars Family Tree because of the TSA.
It's poor timing for the TSA's "touchy feely" screening procedures on air travelers.
I read in the Bible, "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do." (Luke 23:34). It is doubtful obama and his complicit thugs in Washington can lay down their copies of the Koran long enough to reach an understanding of the American people.
I feel SORRY for the TSA. Yes, they are a wretched bunch, but, as a good Southern Boy, I feel pity for them and must share my sympathetic attitude with my blogging friends at PCJR. I sincerely hope you all understand how I feel about this matter.
Here goes: A very lengthy commentary on the TSA complications. Stay with me. OK?
Afte a week of spotlighting deer, stealing chickens and strangling some roosting wild turkeys for a big Thanksgiving feast at the Casa Alcars, I received some long awaited news in the mail from a wayward and reclusive relative living far away.
A POSTAGE DUE letter arrived bearing a post mark from Paris. Imagine that. PARIS! Gay Paree!..No, no, not The City Of Lights over in France, but the OTHER Paris somewhere in Texas.The stub-of-a-pencil scrawl indicated the letter was printed by my 3rd cousin, Rusty Fender. He is twice removed on my Mother's side.
Imagine! After 30 years, Ol' Rusty put his 4th grade public school edumacation to good use and remembered how to print a letter to Cuzzin Call. Rusty wrote that he will hitchhike from Paris to Dallas and catch a flight to Atlanta so he can be with his adoring family for Thanksgiving and Christmas Holidays. Hot Dang!
Those poor TSA folks will be in for a most unfortunate experience when they order Rusty (Lugnut) Alcars to spread his big ol' butt cheeks for their security pat down.
Lug is so used to being nudged and tugged by his penned Duroc pigs at feeding, he will probably pull a Barney Frank and volunteer to be stripped searched three or four times. Having someone else touch his smelly carcass beside himself will makes Rusty feel good. No nasty connotations are being implied. Walter, just a simple "pat down".
"Lug Nut" has worn the same pair of Levis since 1993 when whe was kicked out of the Hells Angels. I last saw him in 2005 and those shiny, ragged and horrible smelly pants could stand in a corner by themselves. Also, my cuz lives in a condemned single wide with no running water or bathroom. His outdoor toilet has been over the same hole for over 20 years and even the Texas black flies and scorpions won't venture near that wooden hut. It is common knowledge that Da' Nut runs out of his stash of Texas toilet paper on a very frequent basis. He often leavers the door on his outhouse open and the loose goats chews up his corn cobs. He has never squeezed Charmin and probably thinks it to be a course in a fancy ladies charm school.
In Rusty's mind, those four stubby snaggly teeth showing in front, constitute a full set of pearly yellows sufficient enough to gnaw on a chicken wing and french fry supper.
He only bathes, well, not actually bathes, he only gets wet, when he gets drunk and falls into his Momma's catfish pond. He lets himself air dry. No toweling for him. Lug isn't aware there are toiletries named, tooth brush, tooth paste, underarm deodorant or bath soap. He doesn't waste any of his dough on foo-foo products. He lives the American Dream of buying beer, cigs, lottery tickets and fast food with his SSI check.
I will keep Fox News on all day Wednesday to see if there is any cellphone footage being played of my 350 pound grizzly bear cousin, Rusty Fender, showing any outrageous conduct being perpetrated on our poor TSA Gestapo. I pray they have masks to protect them from Rusty's gas attacks. If not, they should stuff their noses with Mentholatum when they see him waddling up to the Dallas airport security checkpoint with his arms raised ready to be fondled......I mean patted down.
I'm borrowing a small open livestock trailer to transport Rusty from the Atlanta airport. His guest quarters are set up in my horse barn. I know it may appear that I'm showing off by providing such luxurious accomodations for cuzzin Rusty, but, nothing is too good for a member of the Alcars Family from Paris. No Suh!
Now do y'all understand my concern for the poorly trained TSA screeners?
Call N. Alcars
'now boarding at gate 51 and aint whistlin Dixie'
The photo with the story is terribly provocative. There is too much grain to tell if the security worker even works for TSA. As with much of the content on the site - and paper - it has no place in the article.
Ah! So Walter is now a provocateur for having the intestinal fortitude to display a photo without being politically correct? Perhaps you mistyped the URL and meant to view the pages of the obamma and Muslim oriented New York Times. That's it isn't it Snowbird? Surely you didn't intend to peruse the pages of this local newspaper.
Mr. Geiger certainly doesn't need anyone from the Alcars family to defend him, BUT, since I'm a horny old...strike that..ornery old fhart, I will stand in for my older brother, Call, and presume to defend Walter.
The above photo, correctly captioned by Mr. Geiger, that bunches up your panties was actually taken in 2007 in Concourse A at the Detroit Metro Airport. Let's give due credit to the photographer, Dean Shaddock. I assume since Matt Drudge ran the photo without credit, it has probably become public domain.
Nevertheless, your outrage should be directed toward Czarina Janet Napiolitano for doing the bidding of closet Muslim obamma. After all, Mr. Geiger produces a product and actually creates jobs with real paychecks. Unlike the people you defend.
Fly away, Snowbird! Flyaway.
Park N. Alcars
'takin' afta my big bro'
Bottom line: if you don't want to be searched, don't fly. Stuff that in your gob.
(Bring it on back, you humorless jerks. I am reloading now.)
They even had enough sense to put Happy Weed in their peace pipes but probably never realized why it worked.
The Trail of Tears is just like Hitler's march to the gas chambers. Those guilty people should have been tracked down and killed.
My patter downer wasn't Muslim and I am not a Nun. I have flown a few times but I was not The Flying Nun.
this is probably the reason there are no women raped in the muslim faith.
Rape is rape no matter who witnesses it.
I am sure these churches did not know of this behavior. I do believe churches should not be so forgiving of pedophiles and should do what it takes to protect their congregation. Pedos can read the bible and watch church from home, they do not need a warm bench with kids all around.
You might be surprised at who you find.
Also, be aware that the most common pedophile is also the unknown pedophile. There are warning signs to watch our for:
If there is someone in your life who has a really unusual, too-good-to-be-true interest in your child, it probably is too good to be true.
If someone lavishes gifts on your child, and the person has unusual knowledge of kids' popular interests — what shows they like, what music they like — pedophiles brief themselves on those things.
If this person shows up without a child at child-intensive events and locations, that's a problem.
If you're dealing with a person who always offers and angles for alone time with your child, you need to be very concerned.
Common Child Molester Strategies:
-- from A Profile of the Child Molester
Befriending parents, particularly single parents, to gain access to their children
Offering babysitting services to overextended parents or caregivers
Taking jobs and participating in community events that involve children
Attending sporting events for children or offering to coach children's sports
Volunteering in youth organizations, offering to chaperone overnight trips
Loitering in places children frequent: playgrounds, malls, game arcades, etc.
Spending time in Internet gaming and social communities, learning the online interests and lingo of youngsters
Becoming foster parents
Let's not forget the women.
Are there really female child molesters?
Yes. A 2000 statistical report by the US Department of Justice* found that female offenders victimized:
12% of victims under the age of 6
6% of victims ages 6 - 12
3% of victims ages 12 - 17
It's never just one victim:
How many victims does a child molester average?
Interviews guaranteeing complete confidentiality and immunity from prosecution, conducted by Emory University psychiatrist Dr. Gene Abel*, uncovered that:
Male offenders who abused girls had an average of 52 victims each.
Men who molested boys had an astonishing average of 150 victims each.
Only 3% of these crimes had ever been detected.
Protect your children! Pedophiles are all around...heck, they could even be your friendly computer repairman.