Submitted by Lee Otis Butler and several others...
Dear President Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
Dear President Obama
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements..
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You da man!!!
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You da man!!!
Such a stupid letter. Targeting a man when these policies have been around for many years. Bush had 8 years to fix it, now we demonize Obama because he hasn’t in 2 years? Seems like Obama was busy working on Bush’s screw ups even before he took office.
People, use some common sense. Much more patience and courtesy was given to Bush as he drove us into 2 wars that have broken the bank and then with no surprise, an economic disaster that immediately followed. Give our current President the respect he deserves and an opportunity to work this out in more than 2 years.
The article is an Epic Fail! But great fodder for inbreaders.
the bridges were covered in water so it took 2 days to get ships to new orleans. bush was crucified
obama had to play golf before going to the gulf. isn't he so cool.
pull your head out of obama's backside and see the light of day
Give our current President the same amount of time and courtesy given to Bush. Hypocrisy.
It has come to my attention that as long as a republican is in office, it does not matter what the federal government is doing, certain southern people will remain quiet. But, when a democrat is in office, especially a black President, that is when they “find their voice” and decide they are oppressed. They form tea parties to protest and vilify our President over the same policies that were in place while Bush was in office. So why now? Is it the black thing?
Its freaking hilarious.
i don't like odumbass because he is destroying our country. 1.6 trillion in deficit.
and just so you know, the southern democrat party had many more KKK members that the republican party.
those who can't remember yesterday are doomed to be suckered into tomorrow.
Perhaps next time you voice your opinion you will use more accurate facts to back it up..and follow your own logic.
Investigate what the deficit was before and after Bush came to office. Also look into jobs created before and after his Presidency.
Also look into the estate tax repeal law he passed, the unnecessary Iraq war and defense spending and see how that figures into the budget. Then take into account the 2nd worst economic crisis the world has seen and see how that figures into the budget.
Let me know how you would have gotten us out of such a deficit if you would not have passed the stimulus bill. Since you are a fan of history, I will give you a hint. Research the Great Depression and Herbert Hoover.
When you have done your homework, get back to me.
on 9/11 we had the worst attack on american soil since pearl harbor. you can look that one up too since you apparently don't remember. also, look at all the attacks during the clinton years that led up to 9/11. oh and you can listen to the well known recording of clinton saying that he was offered osama bin laden but didn't take him prisoner.
clinton changed the way the deficit was calculated in order to "balance" the budget. that one is also in the books.
bush had an approximate 230 billion dollar deficit until 2006 when the democrats got a supermajority in the house and senate. after that the deficit went to nearly 500 billion. that one you can also look up. and even at the HIGHEST, bush's deficit was still only 1/4 of odogpooh's.
BO has created an unsustainable debt that will soon consume 100% of tax intake. it won't be me who loses here and it won't be those nasty rich people everyone's talking about. it will be the people on public assistance, SSI, SSDI. those are the people who will be hurt by all this outrageous spending.
blame bush all you want but the fact is the democrats and yo boyee barack hussein obama are to blame.
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Here is the address for my little buddy:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
You may elect to send it in Spanish:
La Casa Blanca
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
IN GOD WE TRUST
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You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Ready? Now pay attention...
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0
0 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.
Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.
Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631 .00.
Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.
Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.
Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month..
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
Do you get it, now?