Note: This was submitted as humor by reader Bill Youngstrom and presented as such. No attempt has been made to verify the information contained herein.
All of you out there in America and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, you know ....that bogus god you worship of "Climate Change" or "global warming" ....well, I feel it is necessary to inform you of some bad news. It really does pain me to have to bring you this disappointing information.
Volcano mitigating carbon mitigation efforts?
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Sheila Tolley
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04/19/10 at 03:30 PM
I needed a good laugh and I actually agree with the author. You will see some real "spewing of garbage" as soon as J dot M sees my or Dorothy's name. We could just toss him into the volcano ...but that would fowl up the really good toxic gases.
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Sheila Tolley
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04/19/10 at 03:42 PM
Before you say I am on drugs, look at this picture REAL close. I can see a church and an old Roman column in it. Measure from the left bottom corner over 2 inches, now go up one inch... see the church? What else can you see. This is scary, I take back my insults, j dot m. You Jerk! I do see a church there, do you? Buckle your seat belts....here come the dope jokes. I meant jokes from the dopes.
#2.1
J.M.
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04/20/10 at 04:52 AM
I been waiting for the jokes to come forth, either you have all yours pawns in order or your all on the same drug.
#2.1.1
Sheila Tolley
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04/20/10 at 11:16 AM
Essence of Life. We are on it, j dot m. Try it. It is not for sale.
#2.2
Anonymous
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04/20/10 at 12:56 PM
I figured you to be the kind of person to see Jesus in a piece of toast.
#2.2.1
Sheila Tolley
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04/21/10 at 08:43 AM
No, but I seen Elvis once in a plate of spaghetti.
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Anonymous
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04/19/10 at 11:18 PM
damn
#3.1
Sheila Tolley
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04/20/10 at 05:56 AM
Yeah, you seen it, huh? I love it when God balances mankind's screw-ups. We put a hole in the ozone layer and he fixes it with a volcano. In the blink of an eye, he grounded the airplanes. In the blink of an eye, reception is lost to the mighty World Wide Web due to an ash cloud from the volcano. In the blink of an eye....that is how he is coming back, you know. My God rocks!!!
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Sheila Tolley
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04/21/10 at 08:46 AM
There is a little bridge just right of the church. The Bridge Over Troubled Water, I guess.
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